“Horseplay”
by
Lord Thanatos
Scenes:
4.
The disturbed couple part I
20. The disturbed couple part II
SCENE 1: Age
Doctor
Shelley and Yasmine Cole are walking towards transporter room 1.
LT:
“Captain’s log, stardate 63205.55. We’ve landed the Greate Pier on the
surface of Harwood colony last night. This is making repairs a lot easier. The
damage sustained in the fight with the Inj ships in Behlamun territory isn’t
particularly severe, but it is spread across the entire ship, leaving
Greate Pier’s hull heavily scarred all over. So, except the engineering crew,
everyone who is not on duty can look forward to enjoying their richly deserved
shore leave over the next couple of days.”
Shelley:
“Well, I still say you’re lucky… When I was assigned to the first ship I
served on I didn’t have any shore leave for the first 2.5 years. You
haven’t even been onboard for 2.5 weeks.”
They
walk into the transporter room.
Cole:
“Well, that’s true. However, I wasn’t assigned to this ship. I
don’t even have a rank.”
Amato:
“What will it be, ladies? Return ticket to Harwood colony?”
Shelley:
“Yes, please. Ensign Amato, right?”
Amato:
“That’s right, doctor.”
The
doctor walks to the transport platform…
Cole:
“Don’t you have a first name?”
Amato:
“Eh… Just Amato…”
Shelley:
“Yasmine…”
Cole:
“Coming…”
Yasmine
joins the doctor with a smile on her face and they’re transported down to the
surface.
Shelley:
“What was all that about? Asking for his first name? Don’t tell me you
forgot all about Daniel already?”
Cole:
“No, no, no! I asked him for you!”
Shelley:
“For me? Hahahaha!”
Cole:
“Yeah, I saw you ogling…”
Shelley:
“Ogling? I wasn’t ogling! I looked at him to see if he really was Amato, I
wasn’t sure! Come on, Yasmine, I’m not interested in him! I told you what my
love life was like… And besides, he must be at least 10 years younger than
me.”
Cole:
“So? Does that even matter at your age?”
Shelley
looks stunned.
Shelley:
“My age?!”
SCENE
2: Zen command
LT:
“I’m off to the meeting, Eldert…”
Eisinga:
“Are you sure you don’t want me to come along?”
LT:
“No, just go and stretch your legs on the surface… You can also remain
onboard and be in command of a ship that isn’t moving…”
Eisinga:
“I think I’ll forgo that challenge and give someone else some more
experience of being in command…”
LT:
“How generous…”
Eisinga:
“I know…”
LT:
“My guess is that the meeting won’t bring much change to the current
plans… I don’t see what else we can do at the moment…”
Eisinga:
“I agree…”
LT:
“Well, I must be off… Selurtis is waiting for me in transporter room 1…”
Eisinga:
“I’ll beam down with you, if you don’t mind… I’ll take that walk on
Harwood now… Holcraft, the bridge is yours…”
Holcraft:
“Aye sir…”
Eisinga:
“Enjoy the silence.”
Holcraft
is the only one on the bridge after the captain and the second in command leave.
SCENE
3: Alien puppets
Serrag
and Margon are on the catwalk in engineering. Serrag is on his knees, fiddling
with something behind an open panel.
Serrag:
“Did you check all the ODN relays?”
Margon:
“Yes, sir. I couldn’t find anything wrong with them.”
Serrag:
“Good. And what’s the status on the 4 EPS manifolds that needed
replacing?”
Margon:
“Elpek is replacing the last one as we speak…”
Serrag:
“Elpek?”
Margon:
“Yes, he’s quite handy with those manifolds…”
Serrag:
“’Handy’… Amusing…”
Then
all of a sudden a small explosion is heard from the floor in the engineering
section… Serrag quickly stands up and together with Margon looks down from the
catwalk.
Serrag:
“Everything alright, ensign?”
Bynes:
“Yes, sir. Sorry, sir. I think I might have cross-connected the wiring
somehow…”
Margon
turns it into a joke, since no one was hurt…
Margon:
“Well, you know what they say… If you want it done right, do it
yourself…”
Serrag:
“Don’t be to hard on him, Margon, if things like this didn’t happen, would
we have a reason to smile?”
Margon:
“True. But one thing we won’t be smiling about for a while is Bynes’
promotion, hahaha!”
Serrag
joins Margon in his laughter. Bynes can laugh about it and returns the favor.
Eisinga:
“Thank you, Stattler and Waldorf…”
Bynes
walks towards the door…
Serrag:
“Where are you going, Bynes?”
Bynes:
“Oh, since Stattler over there volunteered to do it himself, I thought I’d
get a bite to eat…”
Bynes
leaves engineering.
SCENE
4: The disturbed couple part I
Shelley
and Cole moved away from the colony and are now walking along a dirt road. It
meanders through fields of tall grass with trees here and there and gently
sloping green hills in the background.
Cole:
“I never imagined such a lovely place so far away from Earth…”
Shelley:
“Beautiful, isn’t it?”
Cole:
“Like the summer of ’79.”
They
walk around a bend to the right… They see a bench some 15 meters ahead,
overlooking a valley between 2 of the hills, cut in half by a meter wide stream
of water… The bench is occupied. Shelley tries to whisper inconspicuously.
Shelley:
“Is that Lieutenant Commander Faulkner?”
Cole
whispers back her answer.
Cole:
“I believe so… I don’t recognize her though…”
The
ladies pass the bench and greet the couple. Some 10 meters beyond the bench they
cross a tiny wooden arch bridge and the road bends off to the right again. The
lady on the bench with Faulkner is Jesse Zavelsky…
Zavelsky:
“Who were they?”
Faulkner:
“The ship’s chief medical officer and her new pet, I believe…”
Zavelsky
laughs…
Faulkner:
“How about we get out of here? This is the third time we were interrupted…
Since we met here on Harwood I’ve been away for 3 weeks… Who knows how long
we’re going to be apart when I have to leave again…”
Zavelsky:
“My place!”
She
grabs Faulkner’s hand and all but drags him away.
SCENE
5: On top
Eisinga
walks up to LT who stands in a corridor, next to an airlock. The airlock allows
you to step out onto the main hull of the ship.
Eisinga:
“Reporting as ordered, sir…”
LT:
“Ah, commander…”
Since
there are no other crew around, Eisinga drops the formalities.
Eisinga:
“Interesting meeting, LT?”
LT:
“In fact, yes. In a matter of speaking…”
Eisinga,
genuinely surprised, asks:
Eisinga:
“Really?”
LT:
“Yes, really… Walk with me; we’ll inspect the exterior repairs first
hand.”
They
walk onto the immense hull of the Greate Pier. About a dozen engineers are
scattered all over the hull making repairs and replacing panels. They spot
Serrag close by making repairs himself and they walk over to his position.
Eisinga:
“What's the status on the repairs, commander?”
Serrag:
“A lot still to be done, sir. However, it’s coming along nicely. There are
no major problems… Everything should be repaired in 2 days, 14 hours and 31
minutes approximately…”
LT:
“Good, good… Carry on.”
Serrag:
“Yes, sir.”
The
captain and the first officer continue to walk across the hull, occasionally
passing by busy engineers.
Eisinga:
“It seems the Greate Pier needs a lot of repairing lately… I can imagine the
engineering crew is getting a bit sick of it, pulling double shifts all the
time... Especially since they haven’t
had shore leave in quite a while…”
LT:
“I know, Eldert… I actually mentioned that to the admiral during the
meeting. He’ll allow for 2 more days of shore leave once the Greate Pier is
repaired.”
Eisinga:
“Good, that means 4 or 5 more days here on Harwood. However, Murphy’s law
always applies, LT… Anyway, what was it that made the meeting so
interesting?”
LT:
“Well, I’m not sure in which category it falls yet, good news or bad news.
The admiral said that there are 2 other Akira’s on the way to replace
us.”
Eisinga:
“Replace?”
LT:
“Yes, he explicitly said the word ‘replace’.”
Eisinga:
“What will happen to the Greate Pier?”
LT:
“I asked, obviously… But the only thing the admiral said was that he’ll
provide us with more information soon…”
Eisinga
looks worried…
Eisinga:
“Hmmm…”
LT:
“Yeah, my thoughts exactly… Anyway, not much we can do about it… Believe
me, I’m going to be as ‘discontented’ as you will be if we lose command of
this ship…”
Eisinga:
“’Discontented’? Hahaha... You
have a way with words… Anyway, I thought we were supposed to be here for at
least 3 months, it’s only been 3 weeks…”
LT:
“I know, but that was before they destroyed Utis VIII…”
Eisinga:
“When will they arrive?”
LT:
“I don’t know. The admiral wasn’t giving a lot of insight into his plans.
Well, at least the admiral was happy with the enormous amount of data we
gathered from the Inj database. Despite the fact that the subsequent attack on
the Behlamun planet cost the lives of 4 Starfleet officers and 7 Behlamun.”
Eisinga:
“And despite these scars…”
They
walk past a long scar created by the remnants of the Inj shuttle they rammed.
Eisinga crouches down to inspect the damage up close. LT doesn’t seem
interested in the torn hull plates, crosses his arms and stares into the
distance. After a moment of silence he continues:
LT:
“The prospect of a couple of days of shore leave doesn’t seem so appealing
now the continuation of my own command hangs in the balance…”
SCENE
6: Well in hand
In
engineering, Margon is reading something on a PADD. Serrag approaches.
Serrag:
“By the way, lieutenant… Did Ensign Bynes correct his mistake and finish
repairs on that detector circuit?”
Margon:
“Actually, I did…”
Serrag:
“Good… At least someone has things in hand around here…”
Serrag
nearly unnoticeably taps his combadge.
Margon:
“Thank you, sir…”
Margon
continues reading his PADD as Serrag walks away slowly… Suddenly the PADD gets
very hot and with a short growl Margon let’s go of it... Serrag stops and
turns around.
Serrag:
“It seems I was wrong…”
Margon looks surprised and stunned but instantly knows Serrag had something to do with it.
Margon:
“How did you do that?”
Serrag:
“A little trick I picked up at the academy…”
Margon
now laughs…
Margon:
“Hehehe… Good one, sir. Good one… With all this teasing, how do you sleep
at night?”
A
near evil grin appears on the Vulcan’s face.
Serrag:
“Believe me, lieutenant… This sort of thing makes me sleep a whole lot
better at night…”
Margon:
“Even tonight?”
Serrag:
“No doubt about it.”
SCENE
7: Sir
LT
is in his ready room when the computer informs him:
Computer:
“Yasmine Cole has returned to the Greate Pier.”
LT:
“Captain LT to Ms. Cole, please report to my ready room.”
Cole:
“On my way…”
Moments
later the door chime is heard.
LT:
“Enter…”
Cole:
“You wanted to see me, sir?”
LT:
“Yes, come in. Please, sit down.”
Cole:
“Thank you.”
She
sits down and nervously awaits the captain’s words…
LT:
“I let you come onboard this ship to take care of the horse in cargo bay 3 and
to assist in sickbay.”
Cole
looks worried all of a sudden…
Cole:
“There’s no problem with my work, I hope, sir?”
LT:
“No, not at all, Ms. Cole… It’s just that I need to be able to answer to
Starfleet for the work you do. The admiral might have some doubts if he learns
that a civilian is working in sickbay.”
Cole
now seems desperate…
Cole:
“And you won’t allow me to work in sickbay anymore? Sir, I…”
LT:
“Just let me finish, Ms. Cole… All will be clear in just a minute…”
Cole:
“Sorry, sir…”
LT:
“And you don’t have to call me sir, officially you’re not part of my crew,
Ms. Cole… Now, Doctor Shelley assures me you’re a valuable addition to the
medical staff, and her word is good enough for me. It seems fitting to give you
a rank, if you’re interested, that is.”
Cole:
“A rank?”
LT:
“It means you’ll have extra privileges, but also obligations and duties and
you’ll need to wear a uniform…”
Cole:
“I understand… And yes, I’m definitely interested!”
LT:
“Good, good… You also need to receive basic training in the medical field,
however, from what I understood from your record, that won’t be a problem.”
Yasmine
smiles... LT stands up and picks something up from his desk.
LT:
“Alright, stand up, Ms. Cole.”
LT
walks around his desk and shakes Yasmine’s hand.
LT:
“Welcome to the crew of the Greate Pier, Crewman Cole.”
Cole:
“Haha, thank you very much!”
LT
laughs and corrects the newest crew member.
LT:
“Now you get to say sir, crewman.”
Cole:
“Sorry sir. Thank you very much, sir.”
LT:
“You don’t have a uniform I can pin this on yet, but here’s your
insignia.”
LT
hands her the insignia and Crewman Cole inspects it with a big smile on her
face…
Cole:
“Thank you, sir. I won’t disappoint you or the rest of the crew.”
LT:
“I’ll keep you to that…”
Cole:
“As the first act in my new rank, sir, may I make a suggestion?”
LT:
“Well, you’re sure eager, crewman. But go ahead.”
Cole:
“Doctor Shelley and I just returned from Harwood. During our walk on the
surface, we found a perfect companion for Aleste, sir.”
LT:
“Aleste?”
Cole:
“The Clydesdale, sir. Nurse Halstead named her Aleste…”
LT:
“Ah, I see... I wasn’t aware she had a name… But, a companion you say?”
Cole:
“Yes, we saw a horse in a pasture and we immediately realized that it would be
a perfect companion for Aleste. Especially since it seems to be the same
breed.”
LT:
“Well, this is a good opportunity to relocate the poor horse… A starship in
the middle of a conflict with the Inj is hardly a suitable place to live for a
horse… But, if I may ask, why are you making this suggestion? I thought you
loved to take care of eh… Aleste?”
Cole:
“I do, sir. I really do. And I’d hate to see her go, but I want to do
what’s best for the horse, not for myself.”
LT smiles...
LT:
“Keep using similar ethics and you'll compete for the captain's chair soon,
haha… Here are your first orders, crewman: Find the owner of the
horse and ask if he is willing to take Aleste into his care.”
Cole:
“Yes, sir.”
LT:
“Before you go, report to Commander Eisinga for a uniform. I’ll inform him
you’re on the way. That will be all, crewman.”
Cole:
“Yes, sir.”
Cole
moves towards the door…
LT:
“Oh, and crewman…”
Cole
stops and turns around.
Cole:
“Sir?”
LT:
“Good job back at Behlamun… You did really well according to Doctor
Shelley.”
Cole
smiles broadly.
Cole:
“Thank you, sir.”
LT:
“Dismissed.”
Cole
leaves the ready room.
SCENE
8: Privacy
Faulkner
and his girl arrive at the house. Jesse slams the door shut. She walks over to
the window and draws the curtains… She turns around towards Faulkner.
Zavelsky:
“Privacy.”
Faulkner
takes his combadge off and puts it on a dresser.
Faulkner:
“Privacy.”
She
then nearly jumps him and they start kissing…
SCENE
9: Practical payback
Serrag
walks through the corridor and halts at the door to his quarters. He pushes the
button to open the door, but the door doesn’t move.
Serrag:
“Computer, open this door.”
Computer:
“Cannot execute command.”
Serrag
looks slightly puzzled.
Serrag:
“Explain.”
Computer:
“This door is on a time lock.”
Serrag:
“A time lock?”
Computer:
“Affirmative.”
Serrag:
“Override time lock, Serrag lambda zeta theta.”
Computer:
“Override rejected. Clearance level is not high enough.”
Serrag:
“Who ordered the time lock?”
Computer:
“Unknown.”
Serrag
shows a little smile, as he starts to understand what’s going on.
Serrag:
“How long until this door becomes unlocked again?”
Computer:
“11 hours, 14 minutes and 9 seconds.”
Serrag's
look now turns to slightly amazed and he leaves…
SCENE
10: The search
Doctor
Shelley is in sickbay treating Rodney Longworth who has small cuts on his leg
with the dermal regenerator.
Shelley:
“There we go… Next time choose bushes without thorns to fall into…”
Longworth:
“I’ll try, doctor. Thank you.”
He
rolls down the leg of his uniform and leaves. While he heads towards the door,
Crewman Cole walks in, still showing a huge smile… Doctor Shelley is genuinely
shocked as she sees Yasmine in uniform and just stands there for a second
staring at her. After a short silence, she slowly says:
Shelley:
“What’s this?”
Cole:
“This? This is Crewman Cole, hahaha…”
Shelley:
“Haha, that’s wonderful! Congratulations!”
She
hugs Yasmine…
Cole:
“I have to go to the surface again, by direct order from the captain. I was
wondering if you have the time to tag along. My orders are to find the owner of
the Clydesdale we saw on the surface and ask his if he wants to take care of
Aleste as well…”
Shelley:
“Of course, haha…”
The
doctor now loudly addresses Nurse Halstead in the next room.
Shelley:
“Nicole, I’m going to the surface again… with Crewman Cole.
Take over, will you?”
Halstead
answers back equally loud.
Halstead:
“Crewman? Oh, alright doctor…”
Cole and Shelley both smile.
Shelley:
“Let’s go…”
They
leave and moments later they’re in town.
Cole:
“Excuse me, sir.”
Cole
walks up to a young man, Ian Graham, who is passing by…
Cole:
“Can you tell me who owns the horse in the pasture up north?”
Cole
points roughly north, where they saw the horse.
Graham:
“Yes, everyone does, I think, haha... It’s the only horse on this moon.
It’s Mr. Jones’ horse…”
Cole:
“And where can we find him?”
Graham:
“Take the first left beyond the pasture and it’s the first house on the
right.”
The
ladies thank Graham and they soon find the farm house. Cole knocks on the wooden
door. No answer.
Shelley:
“Mr. Jones?”
Cole
knocks on the door again… Again no answer.
Cole:
“Mr. Jones, are you there? We’d like to ask you just one question…”
Again,
silence… Shelley walks up to the closest window. She has to stand on his toes
to look inside. She sees someone who appears to have slid out of a big,
comfortable chair. The person is sitting on the floor, leaning against the
chair, eyes wide open. Shelley rushes back to the front door and says:
Shelley:
“Something’s wrong…”
She
opens the door and the 2 rush in... Shelley approaches the man on the floor…
Shelley:
“Mr. Jones?”
She
tries to take his pulse as she failed to take a medical tricorder along. She
then taps her combadge.
Shelley:
“Doctor Shelley to Harwood infirmary.”
Kensington:
“Go ahead, this is Doctor Kensington.”
Shelley:
“Can you please come over to Mr. Jones’ place? I’m afraid he’s
dead…”
SCENE
11: Brewing plans
Margon
is enjoying a drink with Kerr in the lounge…
Margon:
“Ah, there he is, hahaha…”
Kerr:
“This ought to be interesting…”
They’re
both looking at Serrag who just came walking into the lounge. Serrag orders a
drink from the bar and walks over to the 2 Klingons…
Margon:
“Ah, I was expecting you to show up here after your shift.”
Serrag:
“I was expecting you’d expect me here after my shift.”
Kerr:
“Sit, Vulcan. Drink.”
Serrag:
“Thank you, Klingon.”
The
Vulcan sits down.
Kerr:
“You must enjoy life before battle takes it away, Serrag. Indulge whenever you
can. But it seems you have a head start on most Vulcans where it concerns
enjoyment.”
Serrag:
“It seems so, indeed.”
He
looks at his drink.
Serrag:
“In fact, let’s all indulge today and drink something else. Bartender, three
bloodwines, please.”
The
bartender nods in Serrag’s direction and prepares the drinks.
Margon:
“Well, well… I didn’t know you liked bloodwine.”
Serrag:
“Honestly, I have no idea what the taste of that beverage is.”
Kerr:
“In that case, it may prove too strong for you, hahaha!”
Serrag:
“We’ll find out soon enough.”
The
holographic bartender puts three chalices of bloodwine on the table and is about
to leave.
Serrag:
“Thank you, bartender.”
Kerr:
”Hey bartender! What’s your name?”
The
bartender rolls his eyes and seems annoyed.
Kerr:
“We need to know what name to shout when we want more drinks, hahaha!”
The
look on the bartender’s face now turns to angry.
Endersby:
“Endersby, Bart Endersby… The engineer who installed my
program had a sense of humor.”
He
shakes his head and walks off…
Kerr:
“HAHAHAHA! I’ll drink to that creative engineer!”
Serrag
looks at Margon as if he was brewing a plan against him and agrees:
Serrag:
“To creative engineers…”
The
chalices slam together over the center of the table and they all start to drink.
SCENE
12: All natural
Doctor
Mara Kensington enters Mr. Jones’ farm house and finds her two colleagues.
Kensington:
“Good afternoon…”
Shelley:
“Hello doctor…”
Kensington
opens her medical tricorder and takes readings from the body of Mr. Jones while
crouching down next to him.
Kensington:
“Well, it seems he died about 2.5 or 3 hours ago…”
Cole:
“Can you tell what the cause is?”
Kensington:
“Natural causes… I can't find anything that would suggest otherwise. He was 119 years old…”
Shelley:
“Can we assist in notifying his family or anything else?”
Kensington:
“No thank you, doctor. He actually has no family to contact. In fact, he’s
really the last of his kind… Despite the fact that the soil here is very
fertile, most of us use the replicator for food. Mr. Jones never touched one; he
grew his own food.”
Shelley:
“Are there any heirs to Mr. Jones?”
Kensington:
“I don’t know… Why is that so important to you, doctor?”
Shelley:
“Mr. Jones owned a horse…”
Kensington:
“Ah, yes, that’s right… And she’ll need a new home… You should contact
Ray Harwood, he can probably find out if there are any heirs… And thank you,
ladies. I’ll manage from here.”
Cole:
“Thank you too, doctor. We’ll go and find Mr. Harwood.”
SCENE
13: The move
Faulkner
and Zavelsky are sitting on the couch. Jesse is curled up against Vance and both
look quite happy. Jesse suddenly stands up…
Zavelsky:
“Come on.”
She
stretched out her hand. Vance knows what she wants and he copies her broad
smile… He gives her his hand and they walk into the next room. She then pushes
Faulkner over and he conveniently lands on the bed, soon followed by the lady
herself…
Faulkner:
“Does this mean I can spend the night? Haha…”
Zavelsky:
“Shut up…”
They
start to kiss and in that comfortable nest they continue their little romantic
adventure…
SCENE
14: Solution
The
ladies found the colony leader, who was already apprised of the death of Mr.
Jones.
Harwood:
“Yes, I was just informed. Very sad. I visited him once or twice a month…”
Cole:
“Does Mr. Jones have any heirs, Mr. Harwood?”
Harwood:
“I checked, but there seem to be no heirs or family at all.”
Cole:
“What will happen to his belongings?”
Harwood:
“I guess they’re now property of the colony…”
Shelley:
“And the horse?”
Harwood:
“Oh, yes, the horse! I forgot all about the poor animal… I’m sure she will
miss Mr. Jones… What to do with her? I’m not sure there’s anyone on
this moon who has a need for such a big animal…”
Cole:
“I might have an idea, Mr. Harwood.”
SCENE
15: No bloody whining
The
Klingons and the Vulcan in the lounge are having a good time… Clearly
intoxicated…
Margon:
“So, I kicked the knife from his hand and I stabbed him in the chest, HAHAHA!
A seasoned veteran slain by a 17 year old, I never felt so proud…”
Serrag:
“Bart! More bloodwine…”
Bartender
Endersby, still not very cheerful, answers:
Endersby:
“Yes, yes, yes…On my way… I do have other customers, you know?”
Serrag:
“I can’t stand this bartender guy, but I can get used to drinking this
bloodwine, hahaha…”
Kerr:
“Well, so far you can keep up with us, Pointy…”
Serrag:
“Well, honestly, I’m starting to feel the effect of this beverage… Quite
potent stuff…”
Margon:
“HA! There’s Barty again…”
His
verbal response is short, his unfriendly facial expression tells more of a
story.
Endersby:
“Here!”
He
slams 3 new chalices of bloodwine on the table and quickly leaves… Serrag
leans forward and says in a soft voice:
Serrag:
“You know what? I think Mr. Endersby is tired of us, hahaha… Shall we leave
and let him be?”
Kerr:
“No.”
Margon:
“No way…”
Serrag:
“Agreed, HAHAHA!”
The
softly spoken words of Serrag did reach the hologram, whose mood obviously
doesn’t improve.
Serrag:
“They should have never added personality subroutines to holograms like
these…”
Kerr:
“Are you talking about work again, Vulcan?”
Margon:
“It means you should drink more… DRINK!”
Serrag:
“Tell me something… On the Klingon home world, is it logical to drink even
though you’re not thirsty?”
Margon:
“I don’t see the connection… HAHAHA!”
Kerr:
“DRINK! You’re already half a liter behind.”
Serrag
starts to drink. He spills some, but finishes his chalice in one go...
Serrag:
“Aahhh… Now you two are half a liter behind, HAHAHA!”
Margon
and Kerr both don’t hesitate and start drinking as well. Serrag looks in the
direction of the bar.
Serrag:
“Barty!”
He
slams his big cup on the table a couple of times while the Klingons keep on
drinking.
SCENE
16: The absolutely not scene
LT,
walking around in his ready room, is about to answer a question asked by Cole.
His expression suddenly changes from neutral to amazed, turns his head towards
Cole and answers:
LT:
“Bring Mr. Jones’ horse onboard?! Absolutely not!”
SCENE
17: Intoxicated seaman
The
horse is being brought into cargo bay 3 by Cole. LT also just entered and walks
up to Shelley and a few random officers who are talking about the new horse.
LT:
“Someone dying is bad enough, but why couldn’t he die one week later, we’d
be long gone…”
The
doctor laughs.
Shelley:
“Thank you for allowing this new addition to the family, sir.”
LT
clearly does not look happy…
LT:
“Hm…”
Shelley:
“Crewman Cole will take good care of her.”
LT:
“Of her? Oh good… I was wondering about the gender of this
horse…”
The
horse is being introduced into the fenced off area of the cargo bay and meets
Aleste.
LT:
“So you can assure me there will be no foals, doctor? It’s bad enough as it
is…”
Shelley:
“I promise you, captain, no foals. I thought you liked animals?”
LT:
“I do… But now I have to hide TWO gigantic horses to hide from the
admiral… And that’s quite enough. Does this one have a name already?”
Cole:
“Flora, sir. I have to go back to the surface now; I need to pick up her
saddle and some other things.”
LT’s
voice sounds semi annoyed but he is joking to relieve his unhappiness regarding
the situation.
LT:
“While you’re down there, please look for more companions to bring
onboard...”
Cole:
“Sir?”
LT’s
voice keeps increasing in volume:
LT:
“Some other bulky animal maybe? A homeless antelope perhaps? A bald sailor or
someone named ‘Andy’, a dead parrot, anything…”
A
confused Crewman Cole doesn’t really know what to say and decides to just be
nice and leave…
Cole:
“Yes, sir?”
LT:
“Computer, open a com channel to the entire ship and all crew on the
surface.”
Computer:
“Bleep.”
LT:
“Hello listeners, this is Greate Pier Radio. You are hereby all ordered
not to mention anything about any horse in any log.
And not a word to the admiral! By the way, keep a look out for a bald
sailor... Presumed drunk and dangerous. And now a word from our sponsors…”
SCENE
18: Quarter master
Margon,
Kerr and Serrag are still in the lounge and appear to be drunk. They have the
place to themselves…
Kerr:
“So he was already wasted, but we made him drink 3 more glasses of Romulan
ale, HA! You should have seen the doctor’s face when he examined him,
HAHAHA!”
The
other 2 join him in his laughter…
Margon:
“I hate to spoil the fun, but I best get some sleep before my superior over
here start complaining about my sloppy work in the morning, hahaha…”
Serrag:
“Yes, I better turn in too…”
Kerr:
“Hey Barty! It’s been fun; we’ll do it again some time…”
Endersby:
“Let’s not…”
The
bartender walks to the table the 3 jolly fellows just vacated and is quite
pissed off.
Endersby:
“Aww, guys! Look at that carpet!”
The
party goers order a turbo lift to deck 2.
Serrag:
“I told you I could keep up with you guys, hahaha…”
Margon:
“Not bad, hahaha, but you were only able to keep up because we had to call it
a night already…”
Kerr:
“Ahhh, I smell a challenge…”
Margon:
“The only thing I smell is your breath, Kerr. HAHAHAH!”
The
door opens and they all step out of the lift.
Kerr:
“I’m gonna go this way, guys, hahaha… Goodnight!”
Serrag:
“Goodnight.”
Kerr
stumbles off to the left, apparently still talking to imaginary friends. Margon
and his direct superior proceed to the right also having a hard time walking in
a straight line…
Margon:
“That Kerr, hahaha, he can’t stand up straight… He never could handle
bloodwine that well, haha… As for us, my friend, we could’ve gone on for a
while longer in that bar… I don’t care what you say, but I like Barty,
haha… He’s funny.”
Serrag:
“Hold on for a moment, Margon.”
Margon
and Serrag both stop.
Margon:
“What? Something wrong?”
Serrag:
“Yes, wait here…”
Serrag
leaves Margon behind and moves ahead into the corridor. At the first door to his
left he stops.
Serrag:
“Yes, I found the problem…”
Margon:
“What is it?”
Serrag:
“I’m tired and I need a comfortable place to sleep tonight.”
Serrag
pushes the button to open the door and enters.
Margon:
“Hey, eh… Where’d you go?”
The
Klingon walks up to the door… He mumbles to himself.
Margon:
“Are these my quarters?”
He
then shouts:
Margon:
“Hey! These are my quarters. They are not your quarters...”
He
pushes the button, but nothing
happens…
Margon:
“Open the door, Vulcan…”
Serrag:
“I can’t do that, Margon.”
Margon:
“Why? I need to sleep. Where am I going to sleep?”
Serrag:
“Wherever you imagined I was going to sleep when you put a time lock on my
door…”
Margon:
“Oh come on, can’t you stand a joke, Pointy?”
Serrag:
“Yes. Can you?”
The
Vulcan takes off his shoes and lies down on the couch. The drunk and confused
Klingon stumbles off into the corridor, destination unknown.
Margon:
“Somebody call my wife… HAHAHAH!”
Voice
from other quarters: “Shut up!”
SCENE
19: Wake up call
It’s
dark in LT’s quarters when the computer wakes him.
Computer:
“Bleep. Incoming transmission from Admiral Mullins.”
LT:
“Uhhh… Computer, lights…”
Computer:
“Bleep.”
The
captain steps out of bed.
LT:
“Ahh… Computer, dim lights to 60%.”
Computer:
“Bleep.”
LT
sits down behind his desk, turns the computer screen towards him and opens the
channel… The admiral appears on the screen. Before he’s able to say
anything, LT prefers to talk with the computer some more.
LT:
“Computer, time.”
Computer:
“The time is 0512 hours.”
LT:
“I don’t have a bad temper in the morning, admiral, but this is pushing
it.”
Mullins:
“Sorry to wake you captain, but this is important.”
LT:
“Then I forgive you…”
Mullins:
“The Behlamun just contacted us.”
LT:
“The Behlamun? Is everything alright with them?”
Mullins:
“For now, yes… But that might change soon. You
are to leave Harwood immediately and make for the Behlamun’s planet. Their
long range sensors revealed that the big Inj ship you stole the database from is
heading straight for them. They probably spent the past 2 days repairing the
damage you did to their ship and my guess is they’re out for revenge now…”
LT:
“I’m getting sick of that black plague.”
Mullins:
“We all are. You will leave immediately and defend the Behlamun and yourself
with all you have. Are those orders understood, captain?”
LT:
“Yes sir!”
The
connection is severed. LT establishes contact with another fellow officer.
LT:
“LT to Eldert.”
After
a moment or 2 the first officer responds.
Eisinga:
“I hope this is important, LT…”
Eisinga
sighs…
LT:
“It is, I’m afraid. I’ll explain later, but first I want you to make sure
everyone gets back onboard the ship in no more than 5 minutes. We’re going to
depart shortly. I’ll be on the bridge.”
Eisinga:
“Understood.”
SCENE
20: The disturbed couple part II
All
is quiet in Zavelsky’s house. The silence is broken by a two man security team
sent to
retrieve Faulkner. Crewman Watford
bangs on the door.
Quimby:
“Commander Faulkner? Chief Quimby, security…”
Watford
bangs on the door
again.
The
lights in the house go on and a moment later the door opens, revealing Faulkner
in night attire.
Faulkner:
“What the hell is going on? Is this some kind of joke, banging on doors in the
middle of the night?”
Quimby:
“No joke, sir. You didn’t respond to hails on your combadge. The Greate Pier
is leaving, sir. You need to come onboard immediately.”
Faulkner:
“Hmm, oh… Yeah, give me a few minutes…”
Quimby:
“Better make it quick, sir. Commander Eisinga is not pleased. You need to
report to him as soon as you are onboard.”
Faulkner:
“Yeah, yeah…”
He
slams the door shut. Minutes later he materializes in transporter room 1 where
Commander Eisinga is already waiting. The security team steps off the platform.
Eisinga:
“Thank you gentlemen, that will be all.”
The
2 leave. Eisinga nods to the transporter operator who promptly leaves as well,
leaving the commanders alone.
Eisinga:
“Lieutenant Commander Faulkner. I expected you a little earlier.”
Faulkner:
“I’m sorry, sir, I was…”
Eisinga
interrupts him as if he wasn’t speaking at all.
Eisinga:
“I’ll keep this short, as my sleep was also interrupted. This ship’s
departure had to be postponed due to your absence. Explain yourself.”
Faulkner:
“I guess I didn’t hear my combadge, sir…”
Eisinga:
“Were you officially on shore leave, commander?”
Faulkner:
“Well, I guess I…”
Eisinga
interrupts again.
Eisinga:
“Weren’t you supposed to be in command on the bridge during the night
shift?”
Faulkner:
“Yes, but I traded shifts with…”
Eisinga
interrupts for a third time.
Eisinga:
“Shift trading? Shift trading, lieutenant commander?
Unbelievable! Expect the captain to contact you soon, because he might not agree
with my leniency.”
After
a short, awkward silence:
Eisinga:
"Well,
at least you’re wearing your uniform today. Dismissed!”
Faulkner
leaves…
Eisinga:
“Eisinga to Captain LT. The last one is onboard sir.”
LT:
“Finally… Thank you. LT out. Helm, set a course for Behlamun, engage at
maximum warp.”
Drummond:
“Aye, sir. Behlamun at maximum warp.”
LT:
“Captain LT to engineering.”
Serrag:
“Lieutenant Commander Serrag here, sir.”
LT:
“Ah, Serrag, you’re up early as well.”
Serrag:
“Yes, I slept really well last night. What can I do for you, sir?”
LT:
“Can you inform the entire engineering crew that shore leave will be arranged
for them as soon as possible? But also let them know that before that time we
might be looking at a few more repairs. Another engagement with the Inj seems
imminent…”